My company is giving yo-yos as our gift this holidays and we are trying to think of a pun to include in our greeting cards. Any ideas?
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📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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My dad has always been good at what he does.

I saw this picture on the front page and had I had to send it to my dad. This is his e-mail response.

"Hey, Konceptz

Holiday greetings vary. Summer funny. Others try to spring a trap on the reader. Of course, that works best on people who will fall for anything. My Mom always told me that when I winter the mailbox to be careful for booby traps.

See son, I'm trying to look out for you. Hope you have a great Christmas!"

Quite dadstardly of him...

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📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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An Easter/Breaking Bad dadjoke mashup!

My dad is a huge Breaking Bad fan (as am I), and today he sent me the following email including a picture of himself:

>Thought you'd like this pic in honor of all the greetings that fly around on this holiday.

>My caption:

>"He has ricin."

The attached picture.

Took me a solid minute to get it, then the groans ensued.

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