As we were heading out the door, my son plopped down on the floor, hoisted both of his feet into the air, looked up at me and screeched, "Daddy, put my shoes on please!"

I looked down at him and chuckled, ā€œI think my feet are too big.ā€

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/madazzahatter
šŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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Hoisted by his own Picard
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jedimaster4007
šŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.

The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? Iā€™d been hoisted by my own Picard.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tigger3370
šŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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If the Captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) were to betray one of his crew members...

would that crew member be hoisted by his own Picard?

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I couldn't believe I rewired a piece of equipment incorrectly...

I was shocked!

So true story, I rewired an electric chain hoist at work today, and I followed the Wire diagram as it was laid out. But when I went to try it, I got a nasty shock. Turns out a customer had tried to rewire it themselves and swapped the ground and the live wire in the controller... mean practical joke? I don't know. But it woke me up!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BeerBellies
šŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.

they say he was hoist by his own Picard...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SpacemanBates
šŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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