Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...

Vin's Shield: Vipers

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👤︎ u/Ranzear
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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In a certain part of Africa, the migratory pattern of lions heralds the changing of seasons

The people say that the lions come at the end of August with such regularity, they can begin to prepare for winter on the day they arrive. After all, The Pride comes before the fall.

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👤︎ u/Cormag778
📅︎ Oct 20 2016
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Remember, heralds don't pun; they cant.
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👤︎ u/Kiyohara
📅︎ Aug 03 2015
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Geraldo Rivera

Scene: on skype with my brother and he is showing us old pictures that he had from my old laptop, and he sees an old picture of our dad (who is currently behind me)

Brother: "Hey you look like Geraldo Rivera...er Geraldo Rivera?"

(pronounced like Gerald-o and then Herald-o)

Brother: "How do you say it anyways?"

Dad: "Well, it depends on how you pronounce it."

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📅︎ Dec 12 2013
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