Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. . .
I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!
What does Tony Hawk use to landscape his yard?
What dating app does Tony hawk use?
Steven Hawking made lots of discoveries
He must have always been speechless
Stephen Hawking was from the UK
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
A hawk landed on my head yesterday
It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.
Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking
Son: “But dad, your name is John.”
Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”
What do you call a religious hawk?
My mom used to fly Black Hawks and Hueys.
I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.
One thing is for certain about the men who invented, built, and flew the world's first successful airplane at Kitty Hawk...
They were the Wright brothers for the job
A once saw a hawk fall off a branch.
Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?
If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.
I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.
What did the mouse say walking into a bar full of hawks
It took me forever, but I finally finished Steven Hawking’s book.
Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey
It was an add hawk meeting.
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, the brains of a chimpanzee
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
What is it called when Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking masturbate?
What's a bird's favourite sport?
Everyone thinks Jesus is great because he walked on water.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What does a hawk call a high ledge?
My dad knows a hawk from a handsaw
Stephen Hawking is actually pretty funny..
But I don't think he could do standup.
What are Stephen Hawking's favorite fruit?
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
Why does Stephen Hawking have difficulty speaking in public?
Maybe he's socially hawkward.
Why is Stephen Hawking regarded as the smartest man ever?
He can never stand corrected.
Tony Hawk's 900 really changed skateboarding...
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?
Whats a hawks favorite sport?
I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...
... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!
My wife noted an unusual number of hawks in the sky today.
I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"
I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.
Sure, Jesus could walk on water...
But Stephen Hawking ran on Batteries
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