Have Orgasm Puns

A list of puns related to "Have Orgasm"

What do guns and orgasms have in common?

They're both pretty cool but if you have either of them in a bank you're going to jail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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My girlfriend is a sheep farmer. When she starts to have orgasms, she wants me to shout the names of local movie showplaces.

She likes coming to a theater near ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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James Bond is currently abstaining from sex so that he can have multiple orgasms.

Double O saving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Husband asks his wife β€œWhy don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?”

Wife says β€œBecause I don’t like calling you when you’re at work”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shelovesmesounding
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I'm hosting a charity night for people who have trouble reaching orgasm.

If you can't come please let me know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I'm having a charity event for people who can't reach orgasm

If you can't come let me know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salomecrucis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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