How do you make a lemon orgasm?

By tickling it's citrus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I used to go out with a girl who used to punch me on my face everytime she had an orgasm

I didn't mind too much, until I found out, she was faking them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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How do people from Finland orgasm?

They Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bushole7402
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do guns and orgasms have in common?

They're both pretty cool but if you have either of them in a bank you're going to jail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Last night there was a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.

Nobody came.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamlm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I just heard it's National Orgasm Day next Thursday!

Are you all coming?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmarGuard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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National Orgasm day is coming (July 31)

You should really try to get off that day if you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paddirn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What happens when a panda has an orgasm?

Pandemonium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinsPlaygroup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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My girlfriend is a sheep farmer. When she starts to have orgasms, she wants me to shout the names of local movie showplaces.

She likes coming to a theater near ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My girlfriend swore up and down she could learn to orgasm by smelling, hearing or tasting something yummy.

Goofy girl! After 6 months of trying, she finally came to her senses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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James Bond is currently abstaining from sex so that he can have multiple orgasms.

Double O saving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I'm having a charity event for people who can't reach orgasm

If you can't come let me know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salomecrucis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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Husband asks his wife β€œWhy don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?”

Wife says β€œBecause I don’t like calling you when you’re at work”

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What do you call a female orgasm?

Nutella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I'm doing a charity gig tonight for people that struggle to orgasm

Don't worry if you can't come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forphucsake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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Last night they had a seminar on how to withhold orgasms

Nobody came

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I'm hosting a charity night for people who have trouble reaching orgasm.

If you can't come please let me know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Im hosting a charity night for people who cant reach orgasm.

If you cant come let me know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_3_r_k_3_d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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