Dad joke Wendy's

Wanna know why Wendy's hamburger patties are square? Because Wendy's doesn't cut corners...

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Two detectives were investigating an unusual murder at a McDonald's.

The suspect allegedly put a Happy Meal toy into his victim's hamburger, choking him to death. One detective turned to the other and said, "Boy, I'm not sure what to do with this one - I've never had a knicknack patty whack before."

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