What do zombies use to color their hair?

Dye of the dead!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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If someone changes their hair color to or from red,

does that make them transginger?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doday1977
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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That man changed his hair color

He dyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruption19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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The hairdresser showed me a beautiful hair color and also warned me that the chemical is toxic.

I asked him to apply it anyways.

It's worth dyeing for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My wife was unsure if she liked the color she dyed her hair.

The day after, she decided she did like it and said "My hair is really growing on me."

I said "How else could it have gotten up there?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyitsmikeyv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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What is the genetics of hair color?

It's inhairited from your parents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Dwayne Johnson took a tumble the other day, on National Hair Color day.

The headlines:

Rock Falls, Everyone Dyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherWizardGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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I'm changing the color of my hair,

it's gonna be to Dye for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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TIL you can alter your hair color by changing how you eat.

All you have to do is dye it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinJamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom

It looked like somebody dyed in there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwampWight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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What song do stylists listen to when coloring hair?

Go Forth and Dye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Some parents won’t let their kids have colored hair.

They’ll never dye on their watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntpeters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on the lap.

He’s telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to feet, β€œwhat gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?”she demands. β€œWhat does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology

β€œYou keep out of this! She yells, β€œI’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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It was so bad I had to push her away from me.

So the other week the lady and I went for a hike up in the Berkeley Hills and we came across some cows. There were two cows that were affectionate towards each other and their hair colors matched ours (she has red hair, I have black) and she said oh look, that's us if we were cows!

Fast forward to this morning. We were lazy getting out of bed (one too many fernets last night) and I mentioned we should pay a visit to our cow buddies.

She replies with the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen her do: "Dont you mean our COW-nterparts?!"

I had to push her off me and get outta bed after that one. (Mostly jealous that I didn't think of it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/issu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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Concerning Hair Dye

My girlfriend was putting color into her hair earlier today. She commented to me that the previous color was determined to stick around. I looked her in the eye and said, "you could say it has its...roots". Eye rolls and sighs followed. I felt rather proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baffled_Chode
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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Dad dropped this bomb at dinner

My mom, sister, and myself are all blonde with blue eyes, but my dad has black hair and green eyes. While discussing our coloring he dropped this on us. My mom-"you're so lucky. With your coloring you can wear nice oranges when we can't." My Dad-"Wouldn't oranges be awful heavy as clothing?" My mom-"just stop."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsinmyweave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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A hairy dadjoke

I was doing a color correction on myself, had accidentally turned my hair gray.

Dad comes home, I explain what happened and he says,

"Looks like you got yourself into a hairy situation!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_believe_it
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2014
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Fun with Vowels

Recently my grandmother bought me a pack of colored pencils, under the condition that I practice and eventually draw her something. I was visiting my family and telling my grandma about my attempts at using the pencils. I explained to her that I had drawn some okay hair, and an eye. My dad was in the room doing something or other and suddenly butts in, "An eye? Not an O or a U..?"

My grandma and I just groaned and continued our conversation while he chuckled to himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raspberrylagoon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom...

It looked like somebody dyed in there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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