I tried to tell me wife about a dream I had where I was weaving the hair of the Philadelphia Flyer's mascot into intricate braids...

She was disgusted, and told me she didn't want the Knit-ty Gritty details.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Maimonides_vii
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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The person at the hairdressers asked me, "Are you braiding that girl's hair whilst dyeing it silver?"

I said, "No, platinum"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GaryTheKnight
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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