Ed Sheerin’
Are for nuns.
The Pelosiraptor
It’s in our jeans
I bite my toenails now
Sometimes they're not great, but overall I know she memes well.
A roamin’ catholic.
But I can stop any time
Wonder what She's up to now..
It was so badly chewed I could hardly tell if it was 2B or not 2B
Pulp fiction.
A friend of mine is a nun, and she's up at 5:00 every day.
"How do you do it?" I asked.
"Simple," she answered, "you get into the habit."
I feel like it'll be more immersive, because it really puts u into the narrative.
Boy, was that nun mad!
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
I went off the rails
Ineffectively, after several failed attempts
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
She goes up to the librarian and asks "Hey, can I have a ham sandwich?"
The librarian replies "Ma'am, this is a library..."
She replies "Oh..."
Then she whispers "can i have a ham sandwich?"
My little sister's joke. Cracks me up everytim.
By now it’s a farce of habit
To support my habit
A Transistor
They didn't like it when I retaliated with...
"Daughturds"
Sister Act 3: Old Habits Die Hard
I guess I gotta keep em separated
I guess he's just a little ruff around the edges.
It’s a hard habit to break.
before it becomes a bad habit?
Nunavut.
Didn't know where to post this; but since it's Father's Day, I wanted to tell you all about a little family tradition that started because Dad, is Dad.
18 years ago (Not about, trust me, I know this one to the date) I was over Dad's house and I needed a wrench, and coming from a long line of mechanics, I knew he's have one available as I didn't have my kit in my car, so I asked to borrow one.
Dad of course said yes, handed me the mechanic's tool box, and just out of habit, I opened it and immediately noticed that a Craftman's 7/16, ratchet-end wrench was missing.
Again, I come from a LONG line of mechanics; every tool has its place, be it in a drawer, box or outlined on a peg board, and I thought it was weird that Dad lost a wrench out of the spare / house tool kit.
"You're missing a 7/16." I pointed out, showing him the missing slot.
Now Dad, being Dad, just had to bust on me a bit, so looking me dead in the eyes and beaming a huge smile he responded: "It was there when I gave it to you."
Mind you, I hadn't left the kitchen. I hadn't so much as shifted my FEET. I knew he was lying, he knew he was lying, but it had been ingrained in me since childhood that losing a tool is a death sentence.
Now, I knew he was busting my balls and I let it go; but from that day forward, anytime we needed something, he'd make a comment like "Sure wish I had that 7/16th wrench that Coyote lost." or "You know what would fix it? That missing 7/16th wrench."
This went on for MONTHS. So one day, he made the usual "tease me for losing a tool" comment and I warned him. I looked him in the eyes and said:
"Say it ONE more time old man, and you're going to get that wrench every Birthday, Father's Day and Christmas for the rest of your natural life."
Few hours passed, I asked him to hand me a tool and he said: "I can't you lost it, remember?"
I laughed, and played it off -but it was on...and that was 18 years ago.
Today, being Father's day, he just received his 52nd craftsman's ratchet-end, 7/16th wrench.
Since that day, he's tried telling me that he knows that I didn't lose it, (I knew that already) that I don't need to buy it (Oh, I fucking DO.), and he's occasionally tried to say it was a different size or item to get a different present, but we both know that's not happening.
They're everywhere. Every coffee can, junk drawer, cabinet, tool box, peg board or spare nail in the house and garage contains a Craftsman's 7/16 ratchet end wrench. You know how they say you'r
... keep reading on reddit ➡She just got out of the habit
She had a bad sleeping habit
A Priest notices that one of the Nuns in his church always arrives for prayers wearing raggedy old clothes. He gives her a brand new clean set for free but she still wears the old ones.
"Sister, why do you always wear the same worn, old clothes?" He asks her. "Every night when I get home from church, I hang them up in the same place, then I'm still not properly awake before morning prayer so I always go and put them on. I guess it's an old Habit!"
I guess she's just in the habit.
I clean now though.
As long as they don’t get into the habit.
It's Forza Habit.
On average it takes 66 days to form a new habit.
It was nail-biting
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It was just way too habit forming
Bad Minton.
It’s a habit !!!!!!
