A list of puns related to "Habitableness"
Itβs in our jeans
I bite my toenails now
Sometimes they're not great, but overall I know she memes well.
But I can stop any time
A friend of mine is a nun, and she's up at 5:00 every day.
"How do you do it?" I asked.
"Simple," she answered, "you get into the habit."
It was so badly chewed I could hardly tell if it was 2B or not 2B
Wonder what She's up to now..
Pulp fiction.
I feel like it'll be more immersive, because it really puts u into the narrative.
Boy, was that nun mad!
To support my habit
She goes up to the librarian and asks "Hey, can I have a ham sandwich?"
The librarian replies "Ma'am, this is a library..."
She replies "Oh..."
Then she whispers "can i have a ham sandwich?"
My little sister's joke. Cracks me up everytim.
I went off the rails
Ineffectively, after several failed attempts
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
before it becomes a bad habit?
She just got out of the habit
Didn't know where to post this; but since it's Father's Day, I wanted to tell you all about a little family tradition that started because Dad, is Dad.
18 years ago (Not about, trust me, I know this one to the date) I was over Dad's house and I needed a wrench, and coming from a long line of mechanics, I knew he's have one available as I didn't have my kit in my car, so I asked to borrow one.
Dad of course said yes, handed me the mechanic's tool box, and just out of habit, I opened it and immediately noticed that a Craftman's 7/16, ratchet-end wrench was missing.
Again, I come from a LONG line of mechanics; every tool has its place, be it in a drawer, box or outlined on a peg board, and I thought it was weird that Dad lost a wrench out of the spare / house tool kit.
"You're missing a 7/16." I pointed out, showing him the missing slot.
Now Dad, being Dad, just had to bust on me a bit, so looking me dead in the eyes and beaming a huge smile he responded: "It was there when I gave it to you."
Mind you, I hadn't left the kitchen. I hadn't so much as shifted my FEET. I knew he was lying, he knew he was lying, but it had been ingrained in me since childhood that losing a tool is a death sentence.
Now, I knew he was busting my balls and I let it go; but from that day forward, anytime we needed something, he'd make a comment like "Sure wish I had that 7/16th wrench that Coyote lost." or "You know what would fix it? That missing 7/16th wrench."
This went on for MONTHS. So one day, he made the usual "tease me for losing a tool" comment and I warned him. I looked him in the eyes and said:
"Say it ONE more time old man, and you're going to get that wrench every Birthday, Father's Day and Christmas for the rest of your natural life."
Few hours passed, I asked him to hand me a tool and he said: "I can't you lost it, remember?"
I laughed, and played it off -but it was on...and that was 18 years ago.
Today, being Father's day, he just received his 52nd craftsman's ratchet-end, 7/16th wrench.
Since that day, he's tried telling me that he knows that I didn't lose it, (I knew that already) that I don't need to buy it (Oh, I fucking DO.), and he's occasionally tried to say it was a different size or item to get a different present, but we both know that's not happening.
They're everywhere. Every coffee can, junk drawer, cabinet, tool box, peg board or spare nail in the house and garage contains a Craftsman's 7/16 ratchet end wrench. You know how they say you'r
... keep reading on reddit β‘A Priest notices that one of the Nuns in his church always arrives for prayers wearing raggedy old clothes. He gives her a brand new clean set for free but she still wears the old ones.
"Sister, why do you always wear the same worn, old clothes?" He asks her. "Every night when I get home from church, I hang them up in the same place, then I'm still not properly awake before morning prayer so I always go and put them on. I guess it's an old Habit!"
She had a bad sleeping habit
I guess I gotta keep em separated
Itβs a hard habit to break.
As long as they donβt get into the habit.
A Transistor
It's Forza Habit.
They didn't like it when I retaliated with...
"Daughturds"
On average it takes 66 days to form a new habit.
I guess she's just in the habit.
I guess he's just a little ruff around the edges.
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It was just way too habit forming
I clean now though.
Nunavut.
She was breaking a bad habit
The person who does their laundry. They know all the nun's bad habits.
It was nail-biting
Bad Minton.
Breaking the Habit.
Itβs a habit !!!!!!
Force of habit.
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