A list of puns related to "Gumminess"
It was just Haribo.
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyβd taste as close to real worms as possible?
The shop owner finally confronted me about it the other day and said "How come every time you're around my candy starts to disappear?"
So I told him "Well I'm no magician, but I do have a couple Twix up my sleeve."
It's because of the UV.
It's strawbeary
A gummy bear
He felt Haribo about it.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit theyβre bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. βIβd like some wings and a pint of beer, please,β it says. βSorry, but I canβt serve you,β the bartender replies. βYouβre out of your head.β
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. βWe donβt serve your kind here,β the bartender says. βWhy not?β one yogurt asks. βWeβre cultured.β
A friend of mine didnβt pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and thereβs a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, βWhat are you staring at? Havenβt you ever seen a horse tending bar before?β The guy says, βItβs not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.β
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, βWhatβs with the paper towel?β The pirate says, βArrr! Iβve got a Bounty on me head!β
A turtle is crossing the road when heβs mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
Armed robbersβsome say theyβre a drain on society, but youβve got to give it to them.
Barbersβ¦you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Donβt forget the pickle. Itβs kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereβs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisβ¦ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit β‘They are Haribo
You in-vitamin!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
ββ-
Gummy bears!
Did you hear about the frog that parked illegally?
Don't worry, it got toad.
I replied "Yup. They're right above her teethies!"
I couldn't help myself... "Cuz it helps me get my shit together!"
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
What do you call a bear without teeth?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Why fireplace didnβt get any presents for Christmas?
βKnock knockβ, βWhoβs there?β
Theyβre Lifesavers.
A Molar Bear
Gummy Bear.
A gummy bear
The bear minimum.
Gummy bears
A Gummy Bear
Gummy bears!
A gummy bear
A Gummy Bear.
A gummy bear
He lost it in nom.
Gummy bears.
Haribo!
Full confession - my daughter just made this up. Iβm so proud!
A gummy bear
a gummy bear
a gummy bear
A gummy bear
A gummy bear.
He said he thought they were haribo.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
A scummy bear.
A gummy bear...
A gummy bear π»
A gummy bear.
A Gummy Bear
A gummy bear.
A gummy bear!
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