I have a terrible fear of very small greenhouses

I’m closhtraphobic

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👤︎ u/Tony-2112
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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I caught my son in our greenhouse playing frisbee with my old Mick Jagger album.

I told him people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

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👤︎ u/paulvs88
📅︎ Feb 11 2023
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How do you call a Mexican who causes a greenhouse effect?

Cabron Dioxide

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👤︎ u/ammmakara
📅︎ Jun 24 2022
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I'm reluctant to go visit that new greenhouse...

It's in the seedy part of town

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👤︎ u/mageta621
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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What do you tell someone who won't get out of your greenhouse?
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📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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A greenhouse isn't necessarily always green, but a green house is always green.
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📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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My friend got fined by the cops when they saw him smoking a joint in a greenhouse.

People in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned.

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📅︎ May 14 2020
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My friend owns a greenhouse...

My friend owns a greenhouse and was trying to drum up sales for valentine's day. She put out a bunch of posters all over town - in the park, outside city hall, and even in a few convenience stores and restaurants. Just about everyone was incredibly helpful and gave her permission. However, the animal sanctuary owner refused outright and asked her to leave. She was very sad, but in the end, she came to understand that...

>!Only zoo can prevent florist fliers.!<

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📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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I wanted to fit fungi in my greenhouse, but there wasn't mushroom.
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👤︎ u/NINJAQKk
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Do lettuces grow best in a greenhouse?

Romaines to be seen.

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📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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I caught a young woman throwing stones at my greenhouse. But I did not tell her off. Instead, I praised her.

She broke the glass ceiling.

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📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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I own a greenhouse...

But I still haven't figured out the nature of my business.

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👤︎ u/vader2000
📅︎ Dec 10 2015
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My friend and his wife are thinking about starting a greenhouse.

"Good idea," I said. "But if you ever decide to move away, it'll be hard to pick up your roots."

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📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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A gardener was murdered in his greenhouse

The police ruled it a herbicide.

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👤︎ u/XaVierDK
📅︎ Jun 04 2017
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My friend inherited a deciduous forest with 2 oak trees that was poorly taken care of. It needed TLC!

The greenhouse spruced it up for him.

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📅︎ Jun 19 2021
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As the wife and I are talking about potential homes we are looking at...

She mentions she likes the idea of more acreage, but doesn't want a big yard we would have to maintain.

I mention that a big yard will mean more sun in an area, which opens the possibilities of building a bigger garden & greenhouse.

Then add: "it's food for thought."

I think I heard her eyes roll, yet she admitted it was a logical point.

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👤︎ u/Tarbogman
📅︎ Jul 18 2016
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I tried to fit fungi in my greenhouse,

But there was not mushroom.

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👤︎ u/NINJAQKk
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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