A list of puns related to "Gravediggers"
"You made a grave mistake buddy."
Because they do nothing but dig up plots and they know where all the bodies are buried.
He opened the lid and there was Ludwig... maddenly erasing sheets of his greatest works. "Just as I thought!" said the gravedigger. "He's decomposing!"
Looks like he made a grave mistake.
Barium.
https://imgur.com/ZVAb6aQ?r
He doesn't get out much
Because they are always the first to... bury the hatchet.
Question: What was the worst shift you've ever worked?
Answer: @jon_bois Was a gravedigger for a summer - every shift was the worst. Finished a shift once and realized I left my soda cup in a grave.
Response: This is accidental genius. You could have skated by on sympathy for such a long time. "Cut me a break, okay? I BURIED MY POP LAST WEEKEND."
H/T http://www.sbnation.com/2014/10/21/7028991/breaking-madden-roster-cuts-week-8-a-big-gulp-full-o-poop
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