Grams Puns

A list of puns related to "Grams"

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!

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👤︎ u/In_the_end_there_was
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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THE GRAM CRACKER IS A LIE
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👤︎ u/johntwit
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a miscellaneous pile of marshmallows, chocolate, and gram-crackers?

A Smoregasbord

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👤︎ u/ToastedSoaps
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Insta grams
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👤︎ u/thats-MEan
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?

Because of mass outrage.

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👤︎ u/slashmatt-the-cat
📅︎ May 08 2020
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I put my grandma's no. On speed dail, I call it insta-gram
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👤︎ u/jj_arora_
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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A gram of...
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👤︎ u/chesterstevens
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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I put on a show about grams. It was a mass production
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👤︎ u/Leo6846
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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What weighs 1000 grams, smells like cheese and flaps its wings ferociously to stay in one place?

a kilobrie

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👤︎ u/beastofburping
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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White people who use Instagram are Gram Crackers
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👤︎ u/lossftw
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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Why are grams afraid of the Metric system?

Because they kilogram.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/YostYost
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like 0mg

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👤︎ u/tehmayormccheese
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg

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👤︎ u/Odinnextgen
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram....

I was like 0mg!

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!

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👤︎ u/fuglytofunky
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like 0mg

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👤︎ u/FlashHash
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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