Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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THE GRAM CRACKER IS A LIE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johntwit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a miscellaneous pile of marshmallows, chocolate, and gram-crackers?

A Smoregasbord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastedSoaps
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Insta grams
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats-MEan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?

Because of mass outrage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slashmatt-the-cat
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I put my grandma's no. On speed dail, I call it insta-gram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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A gram of...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chesterstevens
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I put on a show about grams. It was a mass production
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leo6846
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What weighs 1000 grams, smells like cheese and flaps its wings ferociously to stay in one place?

a kilobrie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beastofburping
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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White people who use Instagram are Gram Crackers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lossftw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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Why are grams afraid of the Metric system?

Because they kilogram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YostYost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram....

I was like 0mg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuglytofunky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashHash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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