Grammer on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I love my grammer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DexterDave97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Grammer is important

I was joking that my probable cause of death was going to be strangulation by my fiance from excessive dad jokes. This was her reply to it, so I had to do it. When they find my body, tell them it was suicide :P

Her: Come hear so I can strangle you

Me: [ear emoji] Ear you go

https://imgur.com/MUuFq4o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engieviral
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Whoever edited the Mein Kampf was an actual "Grammer Nazi" reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plausibl3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Did you hear about the Kelsey Grammer hosted documentary about abuse in male and female prisons?

It’s titled β€œTossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FightPigs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Here's some good Grammer. imgur.com/LLCDezm
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2015
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My grammer ain't no good...

...but my grandpa's fine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itisnti
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2013
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Hey Dad, what happened to all the grammer Nazis?

They became anti-semantics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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How do you call a hipster’s weighting scale?

An insta-grammer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVinceee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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It is okay if you don’t know what β€œprefix” means.

It’s not the end of the word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I'm... I'm not even mad dad.

Me: I'm home

Dad: Hi home, I'm dad.

Me: Wow, way to pull out the dad jokes.

Dad: I always pull out the dad jokes. One time I didn't and that's how I got you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneSevenTwoNine_
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I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system

You could say I'm a pro-grammer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dlight98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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If you're paid to code, you're a programmer. But if it's just a hobby...

... are you just a grammer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackattack99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Some soldiers like shooting lying down.

Their aim is less prone to error.

*edited for grammer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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According to a survey 40% of the people are terrible at math.

The other 50% don't know grammer and speling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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How do you know if your a pirate?

You just arrghhhh

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Greatest "dad joke" of all time.

Bug smashes into windshield while driving on the highway

Dad- "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again."

EDIT: grammer errurs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkeedy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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My wife's phone was ran over by a car

Being the typical dad joker that I am, I asked her why a car would do such a thing.

She said "because it couldn't car less!"

(Then she looked at me all proud because she had successfully beat me at a dad joke)

Edit: grammer grammar & spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongLostPirate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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My dad just hit me with this one...

Watching football and Andy Grammer comes on the halftime show...

Me: Andy who? My dad: Andy Grammer. They named all those schools after him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardcorePooka
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