Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Grammer"
I was joking that my probable cause of death was going to be strangulation by my fiance from excessive dad jokes. This was her reply to it, so I had to do it. When they find my body, tell them it was suicide :P
Her: Come hear so I can strangle you
Me: [ear emoji] Ear you go
...but my grandpa's fine!
They became anti-semantics.
An insta-grammer
It’s not the end of the word.
Me: I'm home
Dad: Hi home, I'm dad.
Me: Wow, way to pull out the dad jokes.
Dad: I always pull out the dad jokes. One time I didn't and that's how I got you.
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
... are you just a grammer?
Their aim is less prone to error.
*edited for grammer
The other 50% don't know grammer and speling.
You just arrghhhh
Bug smashes into windshield while driving on the highway
Dad- "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again."
EDIT: grammer errurs.
Being the typical dad joker that I am, I asked her why a car would do such a thing.
She said "because it couldn't car less!"
(Then she looked at me all proud because she had successfully beat me at a dad joke)
Edit: grammer grammar & spelling
Watching football and Andy Grammer comes on the halftime show...
Me: Andy who? My dad: Andy Grammer. They named all those schools after him!
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