Any good food puns related to sex?
Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!
Pun war! The topic is food. If you have a pun comment it. I hope this will turnip good.
I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.
I just didn't wanna sue Flay.
What foods are especially good for young people?
Pro-teens
Want to hear a good joke about food?
Never mind, it’s tasteless.
Why isn’t airplane food any good?
It’s very Plane
What kind of food is good for you feet?
Shoe-shi
If your girlfriend can cook good Chinese food, you’d better marry her...
Szechuan of a kind!
Chow down on the food that’s served, you’re going to get a good dessert
The food in Budapest is so good you will never leave Hungary
The food in the restaurant at the moon is good
but there is no atmosphere
A couple years ago I stopped eating food on thanksgiving for good
Cold turkey.
Friend got us good talking about food
A few friends and I were talking about our food preferences. One friend says, "White rice isn't that good for you, since most of the nutrients and fiber are taken away during the bleaching and processing. Brown rice is a lot better for you." Then my other friend replies, "You know what they call people like you in Australia? Ricest."
I would hope so.. Old food doesn't taste as good.
Girl on Tinder said she likes to try "new food".
I said "I would hope so... Old food doesn't taste as good."
Edit: hahahahahaha
