Any good food puns related to sex?

Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morcille
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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A very good set of food puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaravvashi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.

I just didn't wanna sue Flay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Pun war! The topic is food. If you have a pun comment it. I hope this will turnip good.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Potato12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What foods are especially good for young people?

Pro-teens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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A good food pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/withmoxie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Do you know what is a good hole food?

Donuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMatt88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Want to hear a good joke about food?

Never mind, it’s tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loaf-Profile
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Why isn’t airplane food any good?

It’s very Plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What kind of food is good for you feet?

Shoe-shi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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If your girlfriend can cook good Chinese food, you’d better marry her...

Szechuan of a kind!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/downonthestreet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Chow down on the food that’s served, you’re going to get a good dessert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/91lightning
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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The food in the restaurant at the moon is good

but there is no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iishimmeringz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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The food in Budapest is so good you will never leave Hungary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipKersey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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A couple years ago I stopped eating food on thanksgiving for good

Cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swannyboy13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Friend got us good talking about food

A few friends and I were talking about our food preferences. One friend says, "White rice isn't that good for you, since most of the nutrients and fiber are taken away during the bleaching and processing. Brown rice is a lot better for you." Then my other friend replies, "You know what they call people like you in Australia? Ricest."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/right_in_two
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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I would hope so.. Old food doesn't taste as good.

Girl on Tinder said she likes to try "new food".

I said "I would hope so... Old food doesn't taste as good."

Edit: hahahahahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andre_Gold
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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