My father used to like to get to the golf course an hour early to use the practice green...

He liked to putter around.

RIP. Miss the old man.

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📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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During a round of golf, my playing partner's pitch lands on the green next to mine

" Great, now we can be putt buddies!"

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📅︎ May 25 2014
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.

One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years

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📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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Golfing with buds

Got a little high and went golfing. Was kicked off the course for taking too long putting. They said, "too much time on the green'.

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