A list of puns related to "Golf Green"
He liked to putter around.
RIP. Miss the old man.
" Great, now we can be putt buddies!"
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years
Got a little high and went golfing. Was kicked off the course for taking too long putting. They said, "too much time on the green'.
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