Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
Called it a day.
He got hung up on his boards.
Nailed it.
It was an egg ganache tick
He gave him 2 test tickles
cause all his worshipers will be devoting that post!
Apollogies.
"No way!"
"YAHWEH!"
He was standing on holey ground.
They stay low key (Loki).
The wolves may be predators but he pray
Alrighty Almighty
Is it with a match made in Heaven ?
Because without them, boobs would be pointless.
He kept things pretty low key.
Typos!
...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
Arthrites.
Instead of the typical "last year" jokes after midnight, he completely confused my mom by talking about "last month."
"We brought those over last month."
He said, “who, ra?”
"Well prayed"
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
Eclipse them
I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
Je suis christ
He called it a day.
Apollogies.
Otherwise boobies would be pointless
"Well prayed"
