It’s a bunch of thinly sliced cabbage with a mayonnaise based dressing.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So," an attractive woman approaches him, "What books do you have by your bed?" "I don't have any," the guy replies. "My bed doesn't write.
He ghosts his date every time.
Three friars were banished from their monastery for various rule violations, so they decided to start a business together. They traveled around until they found a town that they liked, and opened up a plant shop. Their floral business was soon thriving.
One day, a woman was shopping at the friar’s store, and while she was strolling down an aisle with her toddler, a large plant reached out, grabbed the child, and ate it. Needless to say, the women was quite upset at the loss of her child. However, the friars refused to believe that one of their plants could have done such a thing.
The woman told all of her friends about the incident, and soon everyone in the town was in an uproar. They decided to kick the friars out of town. Every person in the town, except for a man named Hugh, gathered outside of the friars shop, shouting, waving sticks, and demanding that they leave. But the friars said “No. We’re not leaving.” So the townspeople gave up and went home.
Well, a couple weeks later, another woman was walking through the friar’s shop, looking at plants with her baby, when a plant grabbed her child and ate it. She ran through the streets screaming that a plant had swallowed her baby. The townspeople were outraged, and again gathered outside the floral shop (except for Hugh), waving torches, and demanding that the friars leave town at once.
But the friars said, “No way.” and all the people gave up and went home.
A few days later, yet another woman dared to take her child into the floral shop. She held her infant tightly in her arms, but it was no use. A large ficus wrestled the child from her arms, and ate it.
When the townspeople heard of this, they were extremely upset. They again gathered outside the friar’s store (except for Hugh), yelling and threatening bodily harm to the friars if they didn’t leave town. But the friars said, “We’re staying”. So, the citizens gave up and began to go home. Just then, Hugh showed up. He walked up to the friars, and said, “Get out of town, now!” The friars immediately packed up all their belongings and fled that very day, never to be heard from again.
The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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A Rye!
After all, they're only cumin.
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
Damn! Wrong sub again!
Aisle weight.
Isle weight.
My old man is quite a character. He once took my sister and I freshwater fishing and taught us how to bait a hook with nightcrawlers. We were perhaps 7 or 8, and somewhat sheltered, so of course what happened next went right over our heads.
Dad: hey, kids! Which of you is better at baiting a hook? Which of you is the •removes sunglasses• master baiter?
My sister and I, of course, immediately begin arguing about it. That wily old man had us going back and forth "I'm the master baiter!", "No, I am!", "No, me!". Dad, meanwhile, was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.
Tl;dr- my Dad is a fucking smart ass
The good news is that your other leg is all better."
I always stand.
So I've been taking extra steps to avoid them.
Today I could be a free man !
My gf unit was malfunctioning trying to make pancakes and added to much water. So I decided to fix them. Unfortunately they came out....crepe.
"Gotta make sure the chickens not pink or you'll be shitting your guts out later. Whoa that lamb's done nice and red on the inside"
"dad why dont we cook the lamb all the way through like the chicken, won't we get sick?"
"well mate, chicken just happens to be fowl"
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But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
It's thinly sliced cabbage.
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
It's shredded cabbage
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
Thinly sliced cabbage.
It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage
Is basically just cabbage.
It's mostly made of cabbage.
It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Pretty much just cabbage
Murphy's Slaw
It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.
