Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
We should have a global storage system for crops...
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I donβt get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it arenβt even well rounded.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Global Warming?
What a load of rubbish...
Credits: u/expectdaworst
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet,
It's a good thing I'm married...
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Why are ants immune during this global pandemic?
Because they have little antibodies.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Thank god Canadaβs not the global super power
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Turns out that the coronavirus is set to cost the world 2.5% of the global GDP if it continues at the rate it's going.
It's very influenzial on the worldwide market.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
What does a global pandemic and an overworked lawyer have in common?
Theyβre both sick of new cases.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Why donβt people take action against global warming?
Some people just want to watch the world burn
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Why is global warming noice?
Because there'll be no ice.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
I get very heated when debating global warming with deniers.
Some might say I need to cool it down.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.
It's an new Al-Gore-rithm
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︎ Nov 23 2019
WHO says the global risk of Coronavirus is 'moderate'
The World Health Organization
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Global Warming! - Too Hot for TV!
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Hey Sun
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︎ Jan 30 2019
When global warming causes you to see cow skulls in places that used to be green...
you'll know we've reached the cow tipping point.
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Global Warming pun spotted on r/memes
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︎ Apr 16 2018
Global warming is hot now, right?
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︎ Jun 25 2018
I was at a debate for global warming the other day,
Boy did things heat up in there.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
If the Democrats really believe global warming is a problem,
then why are they so obsessed with ABOLISHING ICE?
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︎ Jul 07 2018
A recent study shows that global warming reduces terrorism.
Because the Isis melting.
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︎ Sep 30 2018
Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I just realized that I DO contribute to global warming.
Every time somebody sighs at my dad jokes.
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︎ Apr 08 2018
What will happen to the capital of Finland if global warming doesn't stop soon?
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︎ Nov 18 2018
Plants reaction to the global warming caused by humans
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Guys... Global warming is real
It is winter and we have had the hottest day of the year already!
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︎ Jan 01 2016
Do you know why the computer programmer is to blame for Global Warming?
He didn't follow the Al Gore rhythm
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︎ Mar 13 2016
What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?
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︎ Jul 16 2017
I found a global group for people named Paige.
There are around 100 Paige's in my local chapter.
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︎ Jun 16 2018
The Earth has a doughnut shape.
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︎ Sep 02 2018
what is called when worms take over Earth?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
If you donβt wear your seatbelt...
Youβre less likely to die of cancer
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Why can't Trump simply build a wall against global warming?
Because it'd just climate!
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︎ Jun 10 2017
I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
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︎ Dec 29 2014
What do you call it when ISIS caused global panic?
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︎ Apr 20 2016
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Global warming doesn't worry me
It's global cooling that gives me shivers
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︎ Jan 05 2017
A financial tip: Donβt invest in skiing companies.
The entire sport is going downhill fast.
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︎ Apr 24 2018
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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︎ May 01 2020
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