Why do we have Global Warming?
Because the Cold War has ended.
Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
We should have a global storage system for crops...
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
Global Warming?
What a load of rubbish...
Credits: u/expectdaworst
Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet,
It's a good thing I'm married...
Why are ants immune during this global pandemic?
Because they have little antibodies.
Thank god Canada’s not the global super power
Turns out that the coronavirus is set to cost the world 2.5% of the global GDP if it continues at the rate it's going.
It's very influenzial on the worldwide market.
What does a global pandemic and an overworked lawyer have in common?
They’re both sick of new cases.
Why don’t people take action against global warming?
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Why is global warming noice?
Because there'll be no ice.
I get very heated when debating global warming with deniers.
Some might say I need to cool it down.
Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.
It's an new Al-Gore-rithm
WHO says the global risk of Coronavirus is 'moderate'
The World Health Organization
Global Warming! - Too Hot for TV!
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
Global Warming pun spotted on r/memes
When global warming causes you to see cow skulls in places that used to be green...
you'll know we've reached the cow tipping point.
Global warming is hot now, right?
I was at a debate for global warming the other day,
Boy did things heat up in there.
If the Democrats really believe global warming is a problem,
then why are they so obsessed with ABOLISHING ICE?
A recent study shows that global warming reduces terrorism.
Because the Isis melting.
I just realized that I DO contribute to global warming.
Every time somebody sighs at my dad jokes.
What will happen to the capital of Finland if global warming doesn't stop soon?
Guys... Global warming is real
It is winter and we have had the hottest day of the year already!
Plants reaction to the global warming caused by humans
Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
Do you know why the computer programmer is to blame for Global Warming?
He didn't follow the Al Gore rhythm
What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?
I found a global group for people named Paige.
There are around 100 Paige's in my local chapter.
The Earth has a doughnut shape.
Why can't Trump simply build a wall against global warming?
Because it'd just climate!
what is called when worms take over Earth?
If you don’t wear your seatbelt...
You’re less likely to die of cancer
I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
What do you call it when ISIS caused global panic?
Global warming doesn't worry me
It's global cooling that gives me shivers
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
Covid-19 breath conference today
Information to be presented by the World Health Organization, followed by the World Health Action Taskforce to talk about global initiatives, then a personal message of health by Dr. Irena Dun-Noh.
So WHOs on first, WHATs on second, I. Dun-Nohs on third
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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