I had a horrible thought earlier. You see, I have a date set up tomorrow with a lovely girl and I thought to myself, how horrible would it be to die before the date?! I barely know this girl, none of my friends have met her, haven’t really told anyone about her, if I died she’d have no clue. My only option would be to ghost her.
Or gay+haunted house Or really anything gay+spoopy topic
Good ghost puns are scarce.
He's going through some things.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
It's usually pretty dead.
Boosday
I’m so proud. She was laughing so much!
Because they take Boos everywhere they go!
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
Because it lifts up their spirits
I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.
A boo-mer (also tell me if this joke has been done before)
A Father Figure
caBOOse -my 6 year old niece
Its a poulterheist
... I’ve been playing too much phasmophobia
Boobies. I am so sorry.
A living room.
Happy Halloween!
Because they taste like sheet
Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Boo-jour!
(We make French Ghosts for breakfast on Sundays, and my kiddos groaned hard at this, thought it was dad joke worthy!)
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
A booffalo.
It might come back to haunt you!
I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!
A poultrygeist!
You can see right through them
They bring all the booze.
At Univer-soul Studios.
Boos
(Probably been done before, sorry)
Steven, he works in Accounting.
Because they are supernatural!
He wanted to appear in Corporeal form!
It becomes apparent
He had to go number boo.
Because they taste like sheet..
They taste like sheet.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
Because they taste like sheet
The Bartender says “Sorry. We don’t serve spirits”
They taste like sheet.
It's because they taste like sheet
