A list of puns related to "Get Wet"
I'm pretty sure I left a bad impression.
Cold hard cash
When it's not raining.
The police have concrete evidence against you.
The place is full of leeks.
I'd announce to my family that "I'm going to take a shower," or "I'm off to swim practice" and my dad would instinctively respond, every single time... "don't get wet." For some reason, it was hilarious to him! And now I say it to my housemates...
A slippery hickory dock.
My shower gets turned on
He surfs the web
A drizzly bear
Because we can't eat it.
There goes my dry sense of humor
You look drunk
Their bills are over dew
In case they get a hole in one!⛳
It becomes a pool table.
That when she's taking a shower, she has to run around to get wet.
Because it was harbouring fugitives.
What do you call a man from Montreal wearing a plaid suit? > >>!A checkered Quebecker!!<
What do call a Calgarian with a water pistol? > >>!A squitin' Albertan!!<
What do you get when you drown a Vancouverite in the ocean? > >>!A wet ghost from the West Coast!!<
What do you call a silly Newfoundlander? > >>!A goofy Newfie!!<
What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy from Sudbury? > >>!An Aryan Ontarian!!<
These all suck and I'm sorry.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit ➡I'm looking to start a pee-er support group
Can I swim without getting wet?
(Old Steven Wright joke)
100% of all people who breathe air have died, and if you try to stop breathing the poison you will die within minutes because of how addicted to air you are.
Turns out my pencil was a No. 2.
Is she a moist Owlette?
Product label on some jar of honey:
> If honey is too hard, stand in hot water.
Uh...
Linoleum Blown-Apart
Now he understands.
... the shower gets turned on!
They'd have the driest sense of humor.
You get your hare dryer.
You get your hare dryer.
You get your hare dryer.
Because if you do, your dip will get all wet.
It was raining outside. My car windows were all fully rolled up.
I quickly ran outside to find my car windows were closed. He told me it was getting 'wet on the outside'.
It gets wet
I get so excited I wet my plants.
Sometimes I get so excited, I wet my plants.
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