Gastropub Puns

A list of puns related to "Gastropub"

A friend and I used to race snails and I always won. In desperation, he took the shells off all his snails. He thought it would make them faster.

But it only made them more sluggish.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jan 15 2023
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Why won't a couple of clams share their food?

Because they're two shellfish.

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👤︎ u/WhoThenDevised
📅︎ Jun 03 2022
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