My wife keeps complaining about her gastro issues and being constipated.....

... I think she's full of it.

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📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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I've got a bad case of gastro and have been making diarrhea puns...

my wife told me to stop, but I replied that I enjoy self-defecating jokes.

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👤︎ u/tokyo-dawn
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Which dictator has the greatest passion for food?

Fidel Gastro.

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👤︎ u/Blan_Uator
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a Cuban dictator with a tummy bug?

Fidel Gastro.

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