A list of puns related to "Gas Prices"
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless.
He told them all to go to Shell
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
Inflation
Inflation.
While driving home with my wife, we passed a Sam's Club and I noticed the fuel prices were low. I asked her, "You ever get gas at Sam's?" She said, "Yeah, sometimes after eating the free samples, I let one rip."
... I'm finding MUCH lower gas prices today than just a few months ago!
Me: What's up?
Her: Gas prices.
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