I called my pet termite Clint
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What dinosaur is known for riding a bike without a seat?
Megasaurass
My 7 and 12 year old laughed so hard the 12 year old peed. Mom was not impressed.
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︎ Oct 27 2022
How much does Tom Brady charge for corn?
75Β’
Itβs a Buccaneer but you get a Quarterback.
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What do you call a really fast dinosaur?
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︎ Nov 07 2022
A scientist weighed a rainbow
And found it it was pretty light
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︎ Oct 06 2022
I met a woman who only had one leg. She called herself
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I was watching an Australian cookery show and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
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︎ Sep 23 2022
Have yall heard of the gay chocolate? nice fella, goes by her/she
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︎ Oct 18 2022
What do you call an oral surgeon that is very good at repairing cavities?
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︎ Nov 12 2022
What do you say to a gladiator before a fight?
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︎ Sep 29 2022
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism. It is just a light sentence.
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︎ Sep 08 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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︎ Aug 06 2022
Gaymer in the house
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︎ Sep 22 2022
I'm at the hospital for the birth of my first child, but no one is laughing at my jokes.
I really need to work on my delivery.
(But seriously, I'm about to be a dad. My wife rolled her eyes at this joke then called me "loco".)
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︎ Jun 11 2022
Why didnβt 4 ask 5 out?
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A prawn walked into a disco
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︎ Oct 14 2022
whats a rappers favorite toy?
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︎ Oct 01 2022
what is the difference between a fruit and a vegetable
Fruits are able to leave the hospital
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︎ Sep 11 2022
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they are bi themselves.
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︎ Sep 11 2022
Why dinosaurs can't fly?
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︎ Sep 06 2022
Anyone know what the term LGBTQ means?
I ask people, but I can never get a straight answer
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︎ Apr 10 2022
My son came out of the closet as gay
He couldn't have been any more happy
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︎ Oct 29 2022
Doctor: " What are you using for birth control?"
Me: "My personality mostly."
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︎ Jun 25 2022
Why did J. K. Rowlingβs dog pee on her?
>!He wanted to mark his terf!<
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︎ Jun 18 2022
Both sets of my grandparents are gay.
They are my four-fathers...
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︎ Jul 28 2022
Never get a tuxedo made out of playing cards.
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︎ May 15 2022
Two dears walked out of a gay bar. One turned to the other and said,
"I can't believe I just blew 20 bucks in there."
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︎ Aug 15 2022
What is the hardest thing to say with a straight face?
I think Iβm having a stroke.
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︎ May 29 2022
What do patriotic horses eat?
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︎ Aug 11 2022
I like my women like my coffee
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︎ Dec 12 2021
I put a bi flag pin on my shirt this morning for Pride.
I shouldn't have asked my girlfriend, "Does this look straight to you?"
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︎ Jun 08 2022
I have been asking what LGBTQ+ stands for...
...no one has given me a straight answer.
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︎ Jun 13 2022
One of my friends is crazy about Thai food;
I guess you could say heβs a Tom Kha guy.
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︎ Aug 25 2022
Did you hear about the rainbow birdβs test?
He passed with flying colors
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︎ Jun 21 2022
why are all the gays well-dressed?
Because they spent lots of time in the closet
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︎ Jul 01 2022
My neighbor called and said my home security was too lax. He offered to come over and give me some tips.
I told him my door's always open.
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︎ Jun 07 2022
My wife yelled at me for telling our son too many dad jokes after he got in trouble at school.
I agreed and said that was enough pun-ishment for now.
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︎ Apr 17 2022
Two fish in a tank and one says to the other -
"So, how do we drive this thing?"
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︎ Jul 20 2022
I asked my dad if he wanted some leftover Chinese "Gai Kow".
He said no, but he would if I had any Girl Kow.
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︎ Aug 09 2015
What dating app does a butcher use?
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︎ May 12 2022
Who is a prostituteβs favorite author?
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︎ Jul 16 2022
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
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︎ Jun 25 2022
My son came out as a trans
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︎ Jul 31 2022
What do you call a gathering of gays?
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︎ Jun 08 2022
Where do rainbows go, if they commit a crime?
Prism... it's a light sentence
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