A snooker table
Hairy Pottery.
internet must be down.
I guess I just need a better resolution
"Well that's nice they give you both of them."
and his opinion cannot be "suede."
...I don't think I actually have a friend who thinks like this
I know this isn't strictly a Dad joke, but I feel it is in the spirit of the thing. My dad is getting is getting his leg amputated in January. Essentially he has no cartilage in his ankle, and it causes him severe pain all the time. He has an amazing sense of humor, so I wanted to get him a gift basket of foot-based things. So far I have: -fruit by the foot -Happy Feet -Footloose -an Ihop gift card -pack of tube socks (since now he gets 2 for 1) -Bologna (because his amputation is below knee) -a card saying congrats on the weight loss -all put inside of a stocking
What other foot based pun items would you include in the gift basket?
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?
I walked into my livingroom earlier and saw my bunny laying on the rug, but she was all fuzzy.
One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the “Seven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.
No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.
It's like an elephant's, but a little fuzzy.
I had a pair of fuzzy dice hanging on my mirror, he asked where I got them from, I said I bought them on my trip to Brazil. "So... they're a tropical paradise?
I had to run a couple of errands between then and now, so my memory might be a bit fuzzy, but I'll do best.
Friend 1: "Sarah"
Friend 2: "Shawn"
Future dad: "Sam"
Sarah: There is no good way to eat a taco. (There is a dismembered taco sitting on her plate.)
Shawn: I know, right? It's seriously the worst-designed food, like, ever.
Sarah: Back in [hometown], there's this restaurant that sells authentic Mexican tacos. There's no grease or anything, just chunks of chicken with guacamole and salsa and a bit of cheese on top, and it's SO GOOD. I really shouldn't even talk about them, it's just making me homesick.
Sam: You mean you shouldn't taco 'bout them?
It gave me warm fuzzies.
A pool table.
A pool table!
A pool table.
A pool table.
A pool table
A pool table
A pool table
A pool table!
A pool table 😖
A pool table.
A pool table
A pool table.
A Pool Table
A pool table.
a pool table
A pool table
A pool table.
a pool table
