Fungible Puns

You can't. They're non-fungible.

He's a non-fungible Tolkien.

So I’m switching to non-fungible tokens.

Her card is entirely mushroom based and one of the lines i got offline is

You are like a truffle hard to find and incredibly valuable. I want to change the hard to find part.

Here are some puns I already have

Not to be Mushy but since it is your birthday I just want to say; I think you are the most Fungiing awesome mom, you are cute as a Button, you put in the fun in Fungus, you have always been there for Morel support, and you are like a Truffle; hard to find and incredibly valuable. You are the Champion of Moms! I mean I turned out alright, not to toot my own Trumpet.

I want to use the word "fungimentally" and "sporatically" if possible too haha let me know if you have any extras to add!

edit:grammar

My very own non fungible Tolkein.

They'd be Non-Fungible Tolkiens