Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
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Use the search function before sharing a joke, said the old Redditor.
Youβll avoid a riposte, and see how weβve groan.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Dress code
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My wife can't function unless she visits the chiropractor...
I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What is autocorrect main function?
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︎ May 24 2020
If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?
It stands for the gunction of x.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Teleporter
-"This Teleporter only teleports Energy."
-"It does what?!"
>!-"It doesn't matter."!<
My own Idea, still not really complete. How does it function better?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I just watched a documentary about graphical functions, and was a little disappointed.
The plot line was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I onced used some poor functioning speakers in front of a live audience.
I got some pretty bad feedback.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
My math teacher started telling a story in the middle of teaching us about trig functions
It was a pretty funny tangent, though
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︎ Nov 05 2019
After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop functioning?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Why did you find a stoned able Sherlock Holmes applying ketchup to your front yard ??
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Two chemists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the first. "I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I had an idea to build a functioning car with steel wheels
Sadly though, it never gained any traction.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Why couldnβt the Parabolic function find a new girlfriend.
Her X always comes first and
She doesnβt know y.
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︎ May 26 2018
People say circumcision doesnβt hurt, but i have to disagree.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldnβt walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.
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︎ May 08 2019
It's also discontinuous
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Writing a paper on whether the Categorical Imperative and Rule Utilitarianism are functionally different and which offers a better understanding of morality...
...and right now, I literally Kant even.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
What math function canβt keep still?
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︎ May 10 2018
I was struggling with graphing trig functions today...
It made me feel a little sinusoidal
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︎ Sep 16 2018
One of the clocks at work stopped functioning today, and the ladies asked me to fix it.
And so I did! Now Iβm the Man of the Hour.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Dress Code
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Weebs be like
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︎ Nov 06 2018
My daughter's calculator didn't function anymore.
I told her to press F(x) to pay respect
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︎ Nov 30 2017
Good work on both sides
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I got a joke about a functioning alcoholic.
The punchline works, but it gets a lot of booze
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︎ Dec 22 2017
My Grandpa always pulls this one out at family functions.
Did you know I used to play hockey in high school?
Only back then we spelled it with two o's
Every. Year. We always laugh to indulge him, he loves it.
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Propeller Function
My dad was a pilot. His favorite joke was to ask if we knew the function of an airplane's propeller. After the usual crazy guesses about propulsion he would reveal that it was actually to keep the pilot cool ...
"Just turn it off and watch him start to sweat."
I miss him. ... Now I'm sad.
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
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︎ Mar 04 2018
Dress code
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︎ Jan 16 2019
When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
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︎ Dec 12 2017
A recent study found out how much sleep a normal teenager needs.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
I usually don't tell dad jokes...
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This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future
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