Fruitarian Puns

A list of puns related to "Fruitarian"

Bon Jovi has been on a fruitarian diet for a few months

He is living on a pear

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👤︎ u/slartibartfastBB
📅︎ Mar 12 2022
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I was told the fruitarian diet you only eat things that fall from trees.

So far today I've only eaten 3 apples and an owl.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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