20 Hilarious Froze Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A scientist froze himself at -273.15C

Don't fret! He's 0K

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👤︎ u/ManEatingSloth

📅︎ Oct 10 2022

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I almost froze to death at -459.67° Fahrenheit

But, I'll be 0K

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👤︎ u/Toku-Nation

📅︎ May 13 2022

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A chemist accidentally froze himself at -273.15C

Don't worry though, he's 0K

EDIT: Y'all need to chill with the puns 🤣

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👤︎ u/ILikePepperoniALot

📅︎ Feb 27 2022

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I froze my Mountain Dew

I call it mountain frost

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👤︎ u/gorgiesmonkey

📅︎ Apr 05 2022

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Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive in?

He went to watch "Closed for Winter"

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👤︎ u/moohenmum

📅︎ Apr 03 2022

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A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C

Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K

Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth

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👤︎ u/Bruinsfan011

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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A scientist once froze himself at absolute zero.

He was 0K.

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👤︎ u/umaborgee

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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I accodently froze myself to -273 degrees

But don't worry, I'm 0K.

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👤︎ u/IceDalek

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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I met one of my wife's new vegan friends. Then I froze....

Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!

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👤︎ u/jolly2284

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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A chemist froze himself at -273°C.

People asked him if he was hurt but he said he was 0K.

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👤︎ u/yalam_boi

📅︎ Mar 23 2019

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Guess you could say I froze “thyme”

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👤︎ u/adeep-er

📅︎ Apr 14 2018

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My fridge was turned up too high and my lunch meat froze.

Guess I'm quitting cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/TheDataMeister

📅︎ Aug 11 2015

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My computer just froze on me

So I put it next to the heater to help it out

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👤︎ u/Monkeytravler

📅︎ Jan 17 2018

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I froze to absolute zero

But apparently I've got some sorta power that makes me resistent to it. So people kept asking: how are you, how do you feel. I constantly said: relax, I am 0k

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👤︎ u/PeteGriffin32

📅︎ May 09 2017

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After my co-worker's computer froze she came back and said "sorry, had to reboot".

I said, "So now you're wearing two sets of boots?"

Rolled her eyes and groaned.

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👤︎ u/mcox1124

📅︎ Nov 18 2016

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A scientist accidentally froze himself at -273.15°c

Don't worry though, he's 0K

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👤︎ u/Dzexus

📅︎ May 17 2022

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A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy

But he was 0K.

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👤︎ u/farrukhsshah

📅︎ Mar 09 2021

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A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,

I think he was 0K

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👤︎ u/Niyi_M

📅︎ Sep 11 2020

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A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C

everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.

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👤︎ u/SlovenianGregor

📅︎ Jan 13 2021

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A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.

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👤︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir

📅︎ Feb 09 2021

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