Freezing Puns

After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine." I said, "Are you a vet?" To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."

I guess you can call him Burrrrr-rito

Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

This is 0K

Father says, “thaw it out, kiddo”.

It's super hard

make a hard ass?

He told the owner “keep him warm and he vill be fine” the owner asked “are you a vet?” The German replied “vet? I’m soaking!”

EDIT: Some people feel like I need to make it clear this is not my joke so... it’s not my joke.

but it hurt like hail.

The sun must be some kind of space heater.

Turns out I left all the Windows open

So I stood in a corner. It was 90 degrees.

Ooh brr.

(I literally made this joke up tonight and I'm a Dad)

But it's still the hottest day of the year

I live in East Tennessee and it's freezing. Mom was giving me some money for gas. She called it cold hard cash and died laughing.

I told her she only needed to go to any corner of the house... They're all 90 degrees!

I respond "it's because you're eating iceberg lettuce!"

Me: Actually, mine feels quite warm.

because it's 90 degrees there

Because he left his windows open

"So it'll freeze the shit out of you."

Also,

"Here I sit all brokenhearted: tried to shit and only farted."

Son:Dad its freezing in here Dad: Go stand in the corner Son:Why Dad: its 90°

He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”

"Vet? I'm fucking soaked!"