Brain freeze
My dad is a health care professional and recently had a patient that has been “huffing Freon for the past 18 years.” His response?
“I wonder if he gets really bad brain freeze.”
Why did my computer screen freeze
Cause it didn’t have a thick enough coat
What do you call water that’s impossible to freeze?
Noticeable.
Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?
He thought it was the Just-Ice League!
Batman has always had a soft spot for Mr. Freeze.
He thought he looked cool.
How do you make Anti-Freeze
You take away her blanket
A campsite was forced to freeze its operations for a whole day when a spiteful customer paid his entire expenses in 5 cent coins.
The campsite reports that it is the first time that they've encountered such a tent nickel difficulty.
Why would it be terrible to date Mr. Freeze?
Literally the only thing he ever wants to do is Netflix and Chill
What does a Jedi do when the app freezes?
He force-stops it.
How bad was Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin?
Well, he put the entire franchise on ice.
Mom joke courtesy of my fiancé's mother: how do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
I may have laughed a bit too hard
