A list of puns related to "Football Fish"
But he forgot to bring his tackle
A man pushes in front of me and my Dad in the queue for the turnstiles at a football match
Dad - Do you like fish?
Queue Jumper - Yes, why?
Dad - Because there's a Plaice for you at the back of the line.
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