A football player went fishing the other day

But he forgot to bring his tackle

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How my Dad deals with queue jumpers...

A man pushes in front of me and my Dad in the queue for the turnstiles at a football match

Dad - Do you like fish?

Queue Jumper - Yes, why?

Dad - Because there's a Plaice for you at the back of the line.

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