Esca Puns

A list of puns related to "Esca"

My daughters asked me when we were going to the upper level of the mall.

I told them we had choices. We could esca-now, or escalator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What’s the slowest way of travelling upwards?

Using an esca-late-or.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What do you call elevation at a postponed date?

Esca-LATER

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mezacis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Got my girlfriend at the mall today

Her: Let's take the escalator.

Me: No, let's just take the esca-now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bzimmy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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What’s Donald Trump’s favourite Italian sauce?

Putin-esca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommiedineen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Dad at Sunday roast dinner.

Me - Pea falls from fork onto ground Dad - I see we have an esca-pea Me - groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownUnderBrother
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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Dad jokes at the dinner table

Me:- A pea rolls off my plate.

Dad:- "Oh, look, we have an esca-pea!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OkumaMatata
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2014
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For my whole childhood any time a pea rolled off a plate during dinner my Dad would say this

"There goes an escaPEA."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddBig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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I made my 13YO daughter laugh

when I commented on the peas she spilled from her plate and said "look, escaPEAS"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicanes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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