This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 66%. (I'm a bot)
> The palaeontology team used modern scanning techniques to uncover the origins of a 400 million-year-old fossil fish called Ligulalepis, revealing a 3D model of its ancient brain and confirming the ancestry of all modern bony fish.
> Researchers from Flinders University, along with colleagues in the UK, Australia and Sweden, have also uncovered the fossil's distant link with the bone structure of human skeletons, providing anatomical evidence about human evolution from fish which can today be found within the make-up of our own vertebrate bodies.
> "This discovery identified this fish as being the ancestor of all bony fish right before two major groups split and evolved different bodies," she says.
> Flinders University Strategic Professor in Palaeontology John Long says bony fish are an important group because land animals such as mammals, reptiles and amphibians evolved from them.
> "The scans illustrate the changes early fish went through to achieve their current body plan. This includes fish we most like to eat like salmon, tuna and trout as well as those we keep as pets like goldfish."
> The first discovery of the fish called Ligulalepis was a tiny fossil found in limestone in Wee Jasper, New South Wales about 20 years ago.
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Photos here! https://imgur.com/a/5Hh43fx
These are resin printed mx keycaps that are 28.5mm (around double top row SA height). I will only recommend using this in positions where no other keys are next to it, such as the escape key on any exploded layout. This is due to the cephalofoil (the protruding head bits) clicking on the keys next to it when depressed. The base is 1u and the top is 2.25u.
This sculpt is based on the Great hammerhead, Sphyrna mokarran. It is the biggest hammerhead species and is known to grow up to six meters.
A fact about sharks: their bones are primarily cartilage and they are in the class Chondrichthyes, while most of the other normal bony fish that has hard bones are in the class Osteichthyes. There are only around 1000 Chondrichthyes species and over 27000 Osteichthyes species!
Every Mokarran keycap will come with an acrylic token, with its serial number etched on one side and a hammerhead tooth etched on the other side. As I would like to minimize single use packaging, both the keycap and the token will come in a small block of foam with a small cardboard box.
This will be a fulfilment sale on esckeyboard.com starting now until 14th January. Keycaps will be priced at AUD 50 (~USD 35) plus shipping. All orders will be sent via Sendle from Australia with tracking and insurance before 31st January 2021(I’m still waiting on the rest of the tokens to be produced).
If you would like to see how this pet project came to life you can click here to see the build log!
Got any questions or suggestions for me? What colour would you like to see next? What do you like/dislike about this sculpt? Join us on discord and Instagram, as there are more giveaways and updates on the server!!
Once again I would like to thank the fantastic members on the Zbutt discord server that provided so much info on making artisan keycaps. Check them out!
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
