I told my kid we were gonna watch Paw Patrol, but instead I just showed him footage of K9 units training.

Guess that makes me a papa troll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubbaOtis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I saw a footage a person stabbing someone in the chest with a hot knife

It was really heartwarming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aslah_Faizi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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footage of your hopes and dreams, getting crushed. gfycat.com/JauntyGlitteri…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lady_Anarchy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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I saw a video of pedestrians, it was called footage.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissionGoggles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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Instagram used to have a lot more square footage...
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Watching Ted Ligety's gold medal-winning Men's Giant Slalom performance just now, and my dad suddenly asks, "I hope they show some footage of Ted Ligety leaving Sochi."

"Why?" "Because I'd like to see Ligety split!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DetroitRonin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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I caught my daughter taking pictures of her feet. I asked her why.

β€œI needed better camera footage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Wife asked why I was filming her feet...

I said, β€œI needed new footage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smarticus-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A good realtor is always equipped with a video camera.

It's how they get the square footage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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How do Americans measure images?

They use footage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrienlyAsian
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I took a video of my shoe the other day

It was some pretty good FOOTage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MxmxLord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Why couldn't the amputee be an editor?

He didn't have the footage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScizorRed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Lent my Dad my GoPro, he just sent me this picture - "Is this how I wear it?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mafeumatty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2013
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Why did the foot fetishist become a video editor?

Because he loves to stare at footage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsProfOak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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Apartment complex was filling up the pool.

Me, "how much water are they gonna put in there!? You can't even read the footage!"

Friend's sister, "you don't read footage, you watch it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZehFritoBandito
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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I Just Dad Joked My Dad

So he was watching footage in Chile for the World Cup, and there was a shot with the mountains and everything. So I said "Wow, look at all that snow. No wonder it's so Chile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeechipmunk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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GF's Dad: What's the difference between a pig and a chicken?

Me: I don't know, what?
Him: You don't know the difference between a pig and a chicken?!?!

Whole family there, laughter ensues. Video footage to relive the memories. Good times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebcrum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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I took a video of my shoe yesterday.

It was some pretty good footage!

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