How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
As the detective examined the crime scene at the carnival he came upon the man working the “Guess your weight” booth. The detective had the man arrested as an accomplice to the criminal.
He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
The police show up on a crime scene
They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said
“It was a snap decision”
Did you know that the guy who wrote the famous scene in 300 was Canadian?
He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks
I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes
It always comes down to the wire.
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
The following depicts scenes of gratuitous heteronormative sexual acts
Sensitive viewers are advised to avert their gays
Make a pun on the word "scenes" please
Two police officers were investigating a murder scene.
They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.
Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."
Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"
Officer 1: "It's concrete."
My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.
It was a little drum attic.
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
At crime scenes where they sketch out a body with chalk?
Is that technically a die-agram?
What country has the most active stripper scene?
After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.
The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car...
They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly...
I realized I have all the components to make my own COVID-19 Lego scene
All I had to do was paint some heads white to be toilet paper. I didn't have a lot of heads so it looks like I'm almost out.
Two policemen, an officer and a detective, are investigating a murder scene.
The officer says, "Huh. They left the bills, but took the coins. Any ideas, detective?"
The detective replies, "Just another centsless crime, officer."
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
Could be a scene from Game Of Thrones
My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...
An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
Toy story 4 used to have a scene where Woody's friends died.
They cut it from the script because it was too much of a buzzkill.
There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.
When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.
Sherlock and Watson visit a murder scene
Sherlock inspects the body and notes that the man doesn't have anything covering his top. Watson looks at Sherlock and says "Yeah, no shirt, Sherlock!"
Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes
Because they weren't able to tell if the traffic light was green or red
Last night I got drunk and agreed to star in a bukkake scene, blindfolded...
I don't know what came over me
When you are watching a cop movie and want to go right to the action scene
I'm gonna cut right to the chase
My friend caught hypothermia while painting outdoor scenes in Northern Canada.
Everyone thinks he needed a second coat.
Crime scene cleaner once said:
Most people are dying to see him 🤷🏻♂️
How did the hacker escape the scene of the crime?
A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people. A news reporter comes to the scene and summarizes it in four words.
What Happens Behind the Scenes
I thought the communist fish left at the scene would be the clue that cracked open the case.
But it was just a red herring.
Found a grizzly scene today.
How amazing is that scene in The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float..
What happened to the purse when it was found at a crime scene?
It became an accessory to the crime.
There’s two nude scenes in the new Netflix film, Outlaw King.
It’s your best chance to see Chris’ pine.
(shoutout to my actual dad for this one)
Saw this nativity scene and the priests were saying...
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just ransomware.
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