These stock photo pun memes are the worstππ
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More stock photo puns from this silly siteππ Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Stock photo puns are frighteningly fun
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︎ Aug 29 2016
To understand this pun you need to know that the book in the first photo is called Apolodor
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︎ Feb 26 2021
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My daughter recently found a photo of her in the hospital when she was a baby
She noticed a blanket and asked if it was womb temperature. I laughed and thought sheβd make a great dad one day while my wife tried to not smile
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What kinds of photos do turtles take??
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︎ Jan 26 2021
There's something fishy about this photo.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
If the cameramen who take photos of celebrities are the paparazzi...
then the cameramen who take photos of poor people are the pauperazzi
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︎ Nov 27 2020
TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:
"TheΒ earliest exampleΒ of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, itβs a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, βThatβs a butte!β
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What kind of photos would chickens trade on tinder?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
My publicist spent today taking photos of me deep within a dark cavern.
She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
This photo is a pun
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What do you call an ugly photo of Angelina Jolie's ex-husband?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
You can't take a photo of a man with a wooden leg.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
My fucking dad was sending me some credentials, and he attached this photo with it.... Sorry if this doesn't fit here.
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︎ May 06 2020
How do the French send photos of cats to each other?
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︎ May 15 2020
A photo of a young Walken, cooler? Some would say heβs cooler now.
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︎ May 22 2020
What did the first person in a colored photo say?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My Dad comes into my room looking really worried, I ask him what was wrong and if there was anything I could do to help, He responds by saying "I lost the book which had all the photos and message from my friends"
Knowing a slam book could not be replaced I tried consoling him, but I remembered digitalized it for him a year ago I quickly logged on to the PC to check if I had a backup. He quickly smiled and said it had a Blue cover, after about 10mins of searching I asked him if he remembered what I named the book. He burst out and said Facebook.
Frustrated I left the room to find my entire family sitting in the hall, and my mother goes "He did it to you too, didn't he"
And I'm here perplexed by the lengths a dad would go for his jokes.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...
Experts say it is the best yeti!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I sent him a photo of my puppy and this ensued
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︎ Apr 17 2020
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos.
We couldn't settle between two of them. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one.
So, I told her, "Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I wanted to use a photo of the ocean
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︎ Apr 08 2020
If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...
Does he therefore Post Malone?
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︎ May 03 2020
my 65y/o wife is always taking a photo with her legs shown like a model.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.
Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Did you hear there was a photo store robbed recently? They caught the robber, but he says he was framed.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
What did Gordon Ramsay say when he found uncompressed photos on his camera?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Gravity joke i could not x-post (credit in photo)
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
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︎ May 20 2020
So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
My dad bought me a locket with my photo in it for my 18th birthday.
I guess he wanted me to be in da pendant.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Did you here about the photo shooting?
The convicted picture says he was framed!
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Butter fly (Credit www.flickr.com/photos/dorithegiant/)
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......
...... because if youβve seen Juan youβve seen Amal
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I canβt seem to open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why canβt you email a photo to a jedi
because attachments are forbidden
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︎ Feb 04 2020
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
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