Fool's Gold Puns

A list of puns related to "Fool's Gold"

There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold

We call him the iron pirate.

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Ahoy mateys, there's Fool's Gold in Cuba, Trinidad and Jamaica.

Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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I bought some gold, but I was fooled.

It was pyrited.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 14 2019
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Old prospectors had a way to tell different rocks apart...

Real gold makes a sound like: clink clink

Fool's gold makes a sound like: tchk tchk

And then there's comedy gold - ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/ianjackson95
📅︎ May 06 2019
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