A list of puns related to "Food Service"
I couldn't a-fjord it.
Great service but the food was crummy.
The food was great, service was excellent. It was just rather dark in there. I'm not quite sure what the register displayed as the amount I needed to pay. It was a pretty dim sum.
The food is good but the service is slow. They're always short handed.
We were in pre-service prayer time hanging out for everyone to come into the room when this conversation.
Pastor 1: "John and I were getting donuts and discussing theology..."
Pastor 2 (from another church): "glad you were having donuts, they're a holy food."
Pastor 1: "man, that joke is really sweet."
Pastor 3: "man, you guys are really on a roll."
I laughed, their were many moans and eye rolls.
A church is cleaning up after a service, and they hear a noise in the back. They go to investigate, and they find a bear.
"Have no fear, I will not harm you."
"How can we tell?"
"I was just here to say a prayer."
"Go on."
"Dear lord, thank you for this food."
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Food is good, service is quick but it feels like there's no atmosphere.
We were on a road trip to the cottage and we stopped at a service center to get gas, food etc.
My brother and I go to the washroom urinals and we are both taking a piss. My dad walks in the washroom and says "Oh, so this is where the dicks hang out."
I Didn't understand the pun then but I appreciate how funny it is now that I'm older.
Be courteous to the DeDutch waitstaff (and to yourself) this holiday season by leaving your dads at home before dining at DeDutch. Following is just a small sample of jokes that your dad WILL make after ordering his DeBratwurst from DeLunch menu on his DeClub card.
The waitstaff will pretend to laugh every time. But secretly they die inside a little every time.
It's really quite DeSpicable.
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