There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.

His dog is not as bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.

Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Flower Bed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeMaker_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I sometimes drop flower seeds in my neighbors flower beds.

Sow seedy of me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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My dad’s flower bed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/basm360
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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A bed of flowers
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2014
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Where do flowers sleep?

The flower bed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KB0MB3R
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Where do tulips like to sleep?

In a flower bed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/climbcolorado
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Came home late last night to find cows loitering in my front yard

A small group of calves were munching on my front flower beds, and mooving slowly towards the woods. Thought about calling the cops to report a bunch of mooligans, but I didn't really have a beef with them. Haven't seen hide nor hair of them since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/booknerdgirl4ever
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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My favorite so far. (Long)

So this group of Irish monks needs to make payments on their belfry, and they've begun to run out of money, so after racking their brains for a few nights, and trying everything they could to get some cash together, they decide to sell flowers to make money. For weeks they sell flowers, and it's going well. Too well in fact, they've begun to run the local florist, Patty O'Flannigan out of town. Well, a bit cheesed at the monks jumping in on his territory, he decides to confront them. He asks them to step off, politely, but they simply respond that, "That's no way to talk to men of God!", and throw him out of their monastery. For weeks this goes on, the monks selling flowers, and the florist getting more and more desperate to make them stop. Finally, he goes to Hugh Mactaggart, the biggest, baddest man in town -- he could get anyone to leave town -- so Patty decides he's the best way to get rid of the monks, gives him the rest of the money, and retires to bed, wary of the results. In the morning, a knock on his door reveals Mactaggart, offering a firm handshake and saying, "They shant be botherin' ya again Patty." The moral of the story is, Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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