My brother texted me that he found orange juice flavored hookah

I asked him to hookah brother up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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My Wife Could Never Be A Dad

I was at the store and asked her via text what kind of chips she preferred between Sour cream and onion or cheddar and sour cream. This is how it all went down:

Me: Do you like Sour cream and onion or cheddar and sour cream?

Her: Both

Me: Pick one.

Her: Spur cream and onion

Me: is that a new flavor? Sounds spicy. Almost as if it had a pretty good kick.

silence

Me: ......

Her: Huh?

Me: ugh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAFHART
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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[Request] I need some help thinking of a punny title for a table-top game!

Hey there /r/Puns! I'm working on a pop-culture table-top card game similar to Story Wars for me and my friends, and am trying to think of a punny name for the title! The current name is Crossover Mania, but we can all agree that that's terrible, so please help me out!

The game will be mostly battles/challenges between 2 characters, and the game will include characters, items, locations from comics, movies, anime, cartoons, games, etc.

I'm also going to be using some puns for certain cards' flavor texts, such as for Spider-Man: Fun Fact: He has a bit of a web addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitro-Nito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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