First Degree Murder Puns

A list of puns related to "First Degree Murder"

The convict was charged with first degree murder

I’m not sure why, but there must be a reason behind it.

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👤︎ u/RosselWestbrook
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...

Guess he was a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/CokeDude22
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Why was the train sent to the insane asylum after being convicted of first degree murder?

He had a LOCO MOTIVE

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👤︎ u/DDevil37
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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Why was the cow convicted of first degree murder instead of manslaughter? imgur.com/TTZTb7g
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👤︎ u/Cappop
📅︎ May 29 2015
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What degree are you going for?

My first degree is computer science, but I'm also going for second degree murder

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👤︎ u/FabuPineapple
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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4 prisoners are telling each other what they were convicted for

The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder

The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault

The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs

The Fourth man simply says: Arson

The Second man asks him: What degree was it?

The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish

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👤︎ u/InsectNation1
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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A man was killed with only a stick of deodorant

It was the first Degree murder

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👤︎ u/MitchOnTheMic
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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