to get into firefighter school
you need to stop drop enroll
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What dating app do firefighters use?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 children?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
When firefighters lose their jobs, are they fired or given the axe?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I just went to a firefighter party
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︎ May 23 2020
A Firefighter ran into a school holding a screwdriver and yelled...
Quick, everyone get out, this is NOT a drill!
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︎ Apr 07 2020
They say firefighters deserve a pay rise
But apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor
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︎ May 06 2020
Why a firefighter wonβt go to work tommorow?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What do you call a stoned firefighter
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Why do firefighters have Dalmatians?
So they can find the fire hydrant!
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What happens to a firefighter when he gets laid off?
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︎ Jan 03 2020
A priest, a cop and a firefighter walk into a bar...
You wouldβve thought they would have seen it
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Why are firefighters positive people?
They always look on the bright side
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︎ Dec 22 2019
A Mexican firefighter had twin boys. His first son was named Jose.
His second son was named Hose B.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Firefighters report at incident.
The fire department did theyβre best to deal with the fire at the bakery but were unable to save the employees because it was already too late. They were toast.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
What award do you give a firefighter
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︎ Aug 08 2019
I would tell you a joke about firefighters
But my motivation Just got extinguished
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︎ Jul 17 2019
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?
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︎ Jun 16 2019
If your firefighters are all Franciscan monks
Then you're fighting fire with frairs.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
I chose to be a firefighter
Because I had a burning passion for it
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︎ Mar 24 2018
My dad is a firefighter.
My dad is a firefighter. One day I called him and told him about this female co-worker who just got promoted. I let it slip that I thought she slept her way up the corporate ladder. When he heard that he told me about this firefighter policy that his boss had enforced.
Firehose.
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︎ Jan 27 2017
Some people said firefighters deserved more money. So they took a pole.
They all fell through the floor.
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︎ Sep 15 2018
What type of girls do firefighters date?
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︎ Mar 19 2017
What do you call a firefighter who grows flowers?
Whatever their name happens to be.
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︎ Nov 12 2017
Why do firefighters wear red white and blue suspenders?
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︎ Oct 23 2017
dont punish him
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︎ Mar 29 2019
I hate those people that knock on my door telling me I need to be "saved" or that I'll "burn"...
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︎ Aug 20 2019
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︎ May 14 2015
Army: *Cease fire*
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Who do you call when you want to make sure you'll keep your job?
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︎ May 31 2019
I told my dad that I burned 400 calories.
He asked if the firefighters came.
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︎ Apr 28 2019
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys?
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︎ May 09 2020
A firefighter had twins
He named the first son HΓ΅se, and the second son Hose B
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︎ Nov 16 2019
A firefighter had two sons he named one of them Jose and the other Hose B
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Did you hear what the Mexican firefighter named his twin boys?
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︎ Jun 06 2018
I once knew these 2 Mexican firefighters.....
Their names were Hose A and Hose B
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︎ Dec 18 2017
I hate those people who come and pound on your door, telling you to get out or youβll burn.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
I hate those people who knock at your door and say you need to be saved or youβll burn.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
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