Fiestas Puns

Now it’s a Ford Focus

Now the party never stops

Now it’s a Ford Siesta

Now it's a Ford Focus.

It was a Fjord Fiesta

Fjord Fiesta

Her - "When we get married, can we honeymoon in Iceland?"

Me - "Sure."

Her - "And we can have a party in a fjord?"

Me - "We'd have a Fjord Fiesta."

Her - "Goddammit."

I'm getting an early start on this dad jokes thing.

Seen at Fiesta Casino & Hotel - Henderson, NV

She told me she wanted a Ford Fiesta in candy blue.

I responded "Fiesta, huh? Sounds like a party."

<Insert groans>

Girlfriend: I wanted to see the fiesta bowl!

Dad: If you wanted the fiesta bowl you shoulda gone next door to the Mexican restaurant.

Now it’s a Ford Focus

It's now a Ford Focus.